So, I kind of suck at life. I try not to suck but it seems to be the only thing in which I succeed. There are things one can control and things one cannot control. I had no say in my parents. I wasn't given the option to have a smaller nose. I had no say in having an extra long torso, and short stubby legs. I can't help being a mooncalf. I have terrible genetics and the list goes on and on.
I was destined to be a loser with no future but someone forgot to tell me. So what did I do? I had hope! I went to university and did some of the things that are supposed to result in success. I read Joel Comm's book The Adsense Code. I created my website, added the ads and waited and waited for the money. Only to be served a huge helping of disappointment. Then the app craze hit with Flappy Bird. I had the skill set, so I worked on a game over the weekend and Bat Crazy was born. I included ads but alas success remained elusive. I went on to create more failure and hardship. I discovered I am good at failure, like really good. I mean I am so good at failure, I followed all the expert recommendations for success and still managed to ace failing.
You get the point. I really really suck! Well, I am trying to turn that suck into a top selling book. I don't have enough loser to fill a book, so I need your stories of struggle in loserville. If you wish to be part of this venture, please click the link below and share your story! Thank you all and suck on!!
A preview of the first ninja challenge!
My very own clicker game. My twist is pulling down the latest corn price and using it as the price you get when you harvest your corn.
I am looking for a few brave souls to soft launch this with. If you are intersted, please email me here. Trying to do this the right way and put out a fun product. Any help is appreciated!
So much happening! See you click, then you click some more and guess what?! You click even more! You click until you become crippled with carpal tunnel or tennis elbow. Then you click some more. Why? I don't know, maybe it is because you want to get that cute Panda clicker?! Just play and find out!
Who doesn't like a little board game action?!
It looks so old!